oreo.....

cookies.....are a good thing...after a long day... the sun has gone down... chillin in the AC... a glass of cold milk...and a bag of oreo cookies... is what i'm talkin about....!!! recipe...simple pleasures... large glass of extra cold milk...preferably organic... a bag of regular oreo cookies... one to three napkins...depending on how messy you are... a good movie...book or music... for enhancers... let the dipping begin.... those who enjoy oreo cookies... understand there are several ways to eat them... there are the: insert entire cookie in mouth folks, the twist apart...and lick the cream folks... the twist and dippers... the cookie soakers... etc.... !! if you have never had an oreo cookie...i recommend trying as many different eating methods to find the one you're most comfortable with... the nice thing about the oreo experience is....it can be done alone...or with friends...family even your pets...

really the oreo thing....was about my tan line..then somehow i went off on the cookie tangent..and well...lost sight of the real issue here... last friday... was the first friday art walk...and i wanted to wear this sexy....scarf dress... with a very low cut back... so... i got it all ready...took my shower... prepared my face... a little blusher...is all i wear in the summer... skin covered in a special kelley blend of essential oils... then..slipped on the dress... the front looked great... however... when i checked my back... not so pretty.... i had a very distinct...tan line right about my shoulder blades... my back faded into a creamy white shade...descending from my shoulder blades to the top of my extra small ace... resembling an oreo cookie... pretty funny... i tried a few things to hide it...like letting my hair down... which is now almost to the top of my ace crack... but it didn't hide it entirely...i also thought...oh what the hell...no one will notice... then..i decided... to wait... and wear it another day...

monday's...work..in the garden... provided me with the opportunity to bare my bikini top...and get the much needed sun on the bottom of my backside.... which is now... evened out...so you better watch out...i'm getting ready to sport...my sexy little scarf dress...with the extra low back... and i can't wait....!!!!

last time i wore this dress....two men tried buy it off of me...for their wives...one wouldn't stop...he even said it would look better on her.... well...fine...but NO... he actually began to piss me off a bit.... the thing is...the dress fits my skinny little body...perfectly....this woman he was referring to...was at least 5 sizes larger than me...if not 10.... i remember asking him... what would i wear home... i can't remember his response...but the thing she was wearing....no way would i ever...put on my body..... kind of an old lady..matching ensemble....capri pants with floral top....you know the look.... not pretty.....at any age...so NO...you keep your outfit...and i'll keep mine...thank you very much...!!!

off to make magic happen....