insists he's not addicted to nose spray... while discussing this very subject yesterday...he pulled... not 2...not 3...but 4 bottles of nose spray from his pockets.... in my life i can with all honesty say i've used nose spray maybe 6 times...3 of which were yesterday and today.... i found some in the bathroom cabinet...prescribed for my sons... and to my surprise it actually helped... however... as soon as this cold is over...back in the cabinet it goes...
it seems everyone has some vice...something they are addicted to...they need to get through the day....let's see...some are addicted to....sex, drugs, alcohol, nose spray, chapstick, candy, food, sex... ooops...already mentioned sex.... porn...cigarettes...caffine... soda pop... chewing gum... nail biting... neat freaks...oh and compulsive lying...just to name a few.....
i too have my nasty little vice...and lately....more than ever before in my life...i am seriously considering giving it up.... of course there will be the unwelcome weight gain... unless i begin a vigorous exercise routine... to help prevent it.... i guess i missed the news release on the new non burning paper they are now using....by law...on cigarettes... in order to get through an entire cigarette...you must continually puff ....suck the shit out of them... non stop... otherwise the little suckers go out....and the next thing you know...you're relighting and burning the end of your nose....ouch...!!!! i suppose that's better than a grass fire... who needs the tip of their nose anyway...
setting the record straight.... i do not have a thing for mikeC... this has been mentioned of late more than once...and it's absolutely not the case... i will say...he is a friend of all friends and i love and adore hanging out with him... he is the one and only person i know i can confide in and really let out...the stuff nagging deep inside...he is the one and only person i know...who listens selflessly without judgment... our friendship is truly one of a kind... interestingly...we always talk about the current subject of our attention...or the one that has been the subject...or the whiskey nosed ex b/f...with b cup man boobs and 3 inch hairs extending from them...oh and an extra ginormous bald spot on the top of his head.... i suppose the 3 inchers on his chest are to make up for the loss on his head.... but more importantly...we talk about life... our families...the things we have experienced...in some ways similar...others not so much... and quite often the subject is about the work i've done on his home...and yard...and the work ahead.... i truly adore my friendship with mikeC...and it's not at all what some of you seem to think.... if only others could experience a friend like this....perhaps...they would speculate a little less...assume a little less...and accept a little more....
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Methinks she doth protest too much
I agree. Her friend probably isn't addicted to nose spray at all.
methinks what he will...
however...there is a reason for such protest...i would like to have the romance...possible love...relationship door wide open... so when he does arrive... i can welcome him in... too many people block this for me... for a variety of reasons... so protest i shall...yell and scream... i'm ready to have love... lust... so JohnL... stop blocking my door....
Ya, KO, a single line of Shakespeare on your blog comments is no doubt the biggest obstacle there is to you finding your true love. It's all my fault, my most grievous fault. Or not.
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